Sabotoge

Platypus fest 08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bienvenidos a Platypus fiesta 08! Esperemos que tengas un bien tiempo!!!



P.S. I wanted to write in in spanish. (gosh)

SWITCHING????????????????

A test. I want feed back. Leave comments. Look at URL. Goodbye.



http://eliteyoes.googlepages.com/home

or,

http://eliteyoes.googlepages.com/testing

Moosefest 08 is coming to an end...

Happy Moosefest to all and to all a good pair of antlers!!!

I nearly killed myself laughing. star wars according to a 3 year old.

HELP PLEASE!!!!

Okay, so I start reading this wiki article about the number 1000. One of the facts on the page was that the letter A is NEVER used in any numbers under "One Thousand". Is this really true?

moose fest '08

I have officialy declared MOOSE FEST '08. to celebrate, I have pictures.

4.This is mini-moose the second. He sits at the bottom of my computer monitor.

1-3.These pictures are the process of a moose shaped pancake. It was delicious.

Cool stuff

Live Web Chat Rooms powered by webChattr.com

Ummmmmm...

A hot dog toaster? What has this world come to????

Funny math problem

Dr. MacDell's computer case mesures...

Focus on the name

Wow

Epic Questions

Questions:

1. Paper or plastic?
2. Save Changes to "Untitled"?
3. How would you like your egg prepared?
4. Republican or Democrat?
5. Would you like fries with that?
6. Youtube or Google Video?
7. Firefox or Explorer?
8. Mac or PC?
(In the subject of Macs)9. Tiger or Leopard?
10. Halo 3 or Twilight Princess?

Answers:

1. Plastic
2. No
3. Raise it to become a chicken and then barbecue it. What? Fine. Scrambled.
4. Hard to say...
5. Yes
6. YOUTUBE
7. Firefox
8. Mac
9. Tiger
10. Only if Halo has Online Play

Publish your opinion in The comments.

The adventures of blue and green 4!

This one now has Platforms! yay!


Click on the picture!

Adventures of blue and green 3

Click on the pic!

The adventures of blue and green 2

Click on the picture!

Take a look at this!

Pretty cool huh?


Don't forget! Click on the picture.

MUST TRY

Pwnsomness at its best.

I got a ipod touch!!!!

I'm blogging with it right now. Its cool!

ELITE-YOES ANAVERSARY! WOOOT! PWNAGE!

I have been around here for 1 year now and I am greatly impressed with my work here. I actually learned lots of stuff by manging this blog.

YAY!


oh yeah, TWO MORE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS! WHOOPEE!

I learned somthing!

Take a look at this!

• Strike Out!
  

anyway, just thought it was kinda cool.

*happy*

The Elite Yoes is happy because he is gonna get an iMac with a really big display. *happy*.

Interesting headline

Check it out

this one yoes! it's nice.

Quote from apple.com

"Up to 16GB RAM

Add up to 16GB of 667MHz DDR2 ECC fully buffered memory — a memory architecture that’s up to 256 bits wide and allows for greater memory capacity, faster speeds, and better reliability."

TAKE THAT!

Lookie what I found!

Chourus: Let me come in and share your box
for fed ex took mine
let me come in and share your box
and that warm feelin drinkin' beer

I am without cash today
and I sure hate going door to door
askin for those coins today
but I sure do need some more

Chourus

I sure want some health care
but it has to be free
so I have to go the way all the way
all the way over the border

Chorus

I should shave my beard today
but for that I'd have to pay
I should shave my beard today
But I cat so ill drink form a shoe

Chorus

should I jump on a boxcar today?
maybe ill find some cash on the train
or that stupid monorail
could it be any good?

Chorus

no one can force me to get a job
not if I find another car
if it has an open door
then I can make some cash

Chorus

why should I take a shower today?
other hoboes smell the same
why should I take a shower today?
I cant smell myself

Chorus

EYSC productions. copyright 2006.

Cleaning your room DOES pay off. this just goes to show it.

In other news, when will MTV actually show music? it makes no sense.

Prestons bass!

Prestons quote: "somtimes my bass tries to eat waffles", has come to life!

Gooooooooood news!

IMA STARTIN BASS!!!!!!!

Now, as a cruton, what bass should I get?

Indy!!!

Right now, at the very moment I, the ELITE yoes am in Indianapolis. miles away from anything that starts with "Minna". yes, I am very far away.

so, apart from the Minnesota cracks about their stupid native American names, I will start on the real blogging.

the drive up was incredibly painful. I will start with the part that involves Coffee. As you don't know, my doctor has put me on a stupid diet that prohibits me from consuming any dairy, apples, bananas, and white rice. so, I go and get a coffee from STARBUCKS (bwahahaha!) and, without dairy, I cant have cream in my coffee. so I have to load my coffee up with sugar. so the friggin idiot at the friggin drive thru had to put 17 friggin packs of sugar in my friggin coffee. and, if that was not enough, he gave me three more packs. And I am thinking "what the heck was up with that guy and his sugar intake?????". Of course, my coffee was corrupted, so I had to dump it all out the window. at 80 miles per hour. BLAM! splattered all over the car. Now, we (me and my aunt) had to go get wet wipes to clean up the car. we stoped at a gas station, got the wet wipes, and went to go and pay. Now, lets give these people quick names. devil, lady 1, lady 2, and customer, plus me and my aunt.
me and my aunt were paying to lady 1 behind the counter. devil is behind us, waiting impatiently and lady 2 at the other side of the gas station counter says "I can help someone over here" now devil reaches her credit card all the way across the counter and says "here, take my card." then lady 2 says "oh, I'm sorry, customer is here" then devil rudely says "well, you could of taken the credit card out of my hand. that was really rude. im going to have to report you."
At this time, my aunt (thinking this is all a joke) busts out with a case of giggles. then devil gives a glare to my aunt and my aunt stops laughing. then we get outside, and my aunt looks like she is ready to explode.
we start wiping down the car, and leave.

Now, fast forward to Indiana. My aunt has a female beagle that is obviously a feamale due to its pink coller and leash. So, there are some mexican folk around when I decided to take the dog on a walk. they did not speak inglish, only spanish. they wanted to know how to get to the canal walkway, and I was about to tell them when they said this:
" I cant beleve that stupid kid walking around with that dog. I mean, the dog is a girl, dont advertize it. I would defenetly get a black coller and say it was a boy. dumb-***"
They said this all in spanish 2 feet away from me, and I was SO CLOSE to saying in spanish:
"Hello! How are you? I heard you insulting me. I want to know if you want to say that right in my face again, or if you want to apologize."
But, since I am a nice little boy I walked right back into my aunts house and said to myself:
"They will never know"
And laughed.

Overall though, it has been a great trip. the days seem endless, and fun. and since there is only one hour left of this one, I will now go to bed.

se ya later!

EY

Yay!

TONIGHT I WILL VIEW THE GREATEST THING THAT HAS HAPPEND TO THIS WORLD SINCE PEANUT BUTTER...

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC!

TONIGHT...

see ya at the state fair!

First tube video!!!!!!!!!

I recently posted my first youtube video!

Vanilla coke!

as you may have allredy read, vanilla coke, is... sniff...gone... BUT! (heroic music plays)


ITS MAKIN A COMEBACK!!!!!@!!!!!!!

pi...

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yeah... stuff I foud on the internet...kinda kool... check out the page!

Corn Palace!

This corn palace is found in mitchell south dakota!!!(yes, i HAVE been there. It was made of corn)

2 awsome videos.

FACE THE FACTS

Face it cruton, GIR is a Nintendo fan

my aunts dog

ok, this is my aunts dog, im serious.

sorry about last time...
didnt work out so good...

dont do...

Heh... funny.

hey

its cruton, here to tell yoes...


IM BACK FROM WISCONSIN NOW! shall blog on mine now, so long, and thanks for all the fiiiish!

heh...

KILLER MOOSE

NEWS REPORT

LOOK AT ME, I DONT NEED SUBTITLES!

I am happy with the second round.

sighhh... to yay!

Well, i wont be postin' much this summer. but, on the bright side...





I AM GOIN TO POST A LOT MORE IN SEPTEMBER!!!!!!!!!! YEEHAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUZ IM LEARNIN' HTML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im so happy! And im gettin' a new computer! but... its a (gulp) linux. whatever though.

Happy.

This is my aunts dog. Im serious. (its a girl beagle).

THAT IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CANT STAND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW UNTIL 7:20 IS SCREW UP THE OTHER PERSONS BLOG... TIME. HEH. THIS ILL BE FUN.

hey yoes, Mike Tyson, Sandwiches, and other stuff

hey yoes. told you i'd get the photoshop!
mike tyson+sandwiches=hooray,
cruton



and eh...sorry for postin here.

CAMPING!!!!

Yes, I went camping up at Ft. Ripley, and it was ASSUM!! sadly enough, the food tasted like... CRAP, and I couldn't shoot the 50 cal. automatic machine gun. or shotgun. or .22. or BB gun. Or the bows and arrows. yup.

Painfull phone call

Ok. you may think you have bad phone calls, but this was worse. there is certain info that you need to know about this post to make this funny.

1. I am in Boy scouts.

2.I am going camping this weekend

3. this mothers son is going with me.

Ok, that kid were going to name... bob (that is not his real name) Bob is camping with me, and his mom didnt get the camping supplies list. since I am patrol leader, this is may job to give this info to Bobs mom. great. here is the phone call. (you can guess who is me)


Hello, can I speak to bobs mom please?

yes. (pause)

hello?

hi this is EY (not my real name) calling to get your E-mail adress, so I can give you the camping information.

What is this information?

camping supplies for this weekend.

who are you?

EY from bobs boy scout troop.

oh sorry. but I am supposed to be getting this info from Shane.

(ok, for this part, try to think of a euphemism of "do you want the crappin info or not lady?")

yes.

ok, whats your e-mail?

blahblahblib@somthin'.net (of course that is her real e-mail)

ok, so in reppitition, blahblahblib@somthin'.net?

no, its blahblibblah.net.

ok, so its blahblibblah.net. ?

no no no. its blahblah@somthin'.net

ok. so its blahblah@somthin'.net ?

NO!!! blah.somthin'.net!

ok.

so, whats your phone number?

###-###-#### (I am NOT telling you)

but, that's Shane's number!!!(now, imagine her saying that with a "are you an impersonator from my space person?!?!?!" voice.)

I am shanes son.

oh. (this time with a " I still dont belive you" voice)

bye

bye. (hang up)

ok, then my dad says, let me add that to my niffty shniffty google e-mail group so she gets all our emails from now on.

and guess what?



she was already on the group. (and, incase your slow, that means she got that e-mail, and the phone number.)











yarghh!!!!!!!!!!!

ownilation to the 2nd power.

Pirates 3

HORRID PUTRID CONFUSING UGLYFULL DESERVING TO DIE MOVIE THAT CAN CALL ITSELF A MOVIE SADLLY.

GOSH!!!!!!!!

The top 10 cooliest superheroes of ALL time

1. Capitan America

2.Wolverine

3.Nightcrawler ( no hyperlink sorry)

4. Phat

5.Toxin

6.Punisher

7. Thor

8.Iron man (could not pwn CA, witch he did)

9. Spider man

10. Apocalypse

THAT IS ALL

MN twins!!!

the twins are awesomer than your bologna based soul. accept it. live with it. cuz' the twins R KUL.

TWITCH!!

I am like, twiching with happyness today because there are less than 20!!!!!! DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT!!!!!!!!

My theory of how hot dogs got there name

Once, a chef decided to make a huge, thick, cooked stick of beef jerky. So he did. Then, his first participant to try this magnificent creation was a gangster, and, of course, his reply was

"This is hot dog!!"

And that is how the hot dog got its name.

spidy 3

yes, I did watch spidy 3 last night, and it had several flaws. here are some:

he does not get the symbiote spidy suit from a meteor from outer space, he gets it because HE went to outer space

There is now such thing as the "new goblin" (in fact, harry never becomes a goblin)

Venom is suposed to be fatter (tee hee)

Venom does not have his pwnsome tounge (poopy)

Venom is not... venemous

spiderman CAN take his suit of at his command

and just for the record, when harry is teling peter that MJ likes him more than peter, his eye is very twichy. Im serious.

so, there you have it, spider man is a very screwed up movie, so here are my ratings

acting: 4.9 / 5 (dont twich next time)

story line: 2.5 /5 (follow the storyline)

ammount of platyuses: 0/1 (there were none)

comedy: 4/5 (actually funny because of JJJ)

special efects: 1/1 (I would be scared if the sandman tried to kill me in that movie. Cruton, a new battle, SM vs wolverine)
overall: 4.5/5

scariest logo EVER

ok, have you noticed the famous daves logo? and how wrong it is? I mean, the pig is rosting his flesh over a fire, and drooling over it. famous daves is DELICIOUS, but the logo is disturbing

Sniff...

what ever happened to vanilla coke??? sniff... it was... TASTY!! (notice in fergalicious, fergie spelles tasty wrong. t to the a to the s t E y blah blah.)

PLATYPUSES ARE HOGEPOGES!!!!

platypus!!!

platypus

kuleist game ever

http://www.tripletsandus.com/80s/80s_games/millipede.htm

A tribute to platypus fest 07... platypuses pwn!!!!!!!

Out of these animals, what is your favorite?
	Moose
	Platypus
	Spider monkey
	Turkey
	Buffalo
	Cow
	Frog
	Turtle
	Goose
pollcode.com free polls

Hilarious!!!

PLATYPUS

PLATYPUSES PWN YOU AND YOUR PUNY EXISTANCE ON THIS PLANET!!! WORLD GETS OWNED BY PLATYPUSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ornithorhynchus anatinus (THATS THE SIENTIFIC NAME FOR PLATYPUSES)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok! GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

READ OR DIE

since I have, well, posted a bunch of vids already, i shall now declare this month APRIL MOVIE MADNESS!(its cheesy!) so, I will be on utube all month long looking for vids that are cool!

Sorry and other stuff II (THE VID FEST)

Hi peeps! sorry I have not posted in a while!

I DONT GET THIS VID

Pointless

you got owned!

maybe one of the funniest things of all time! that is, if you are not concidering gir. oh yeah, Call sgt. Cruton Cruton. it drives him insane so ha! http://you.justgotowned.com/ also, recive the following message, in this vid! http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare.php

sgt. cruton

recently, I let one of my good freinds get his own blog. Yeah, I showed him blogger. he is now up on COOL BLOGS and is named Sgt. Cruton. hopefully, he will explain his name.

CrAp

its 6 days after valentines day and I have something to say about it. When you ask somebody to be your Valentine, think about what you are asking. here is an example:

Boy: "will you be my Valentine?"

Girl: "Yes! I would love to!"

Now, in a different format:

Boy: " will you be my girlfriend for a day and never go back to think about it again?"

Girl: *walk away*

EXACTLY!!!!! ITS CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!! I would feel like a complete and ubber dunderhead after saying that to a girl! Now, here is a good Show:

Blah Blah Blah!

lets face it man, cartoons are what makes the world go round. And when I say cartoons I mean ALL cartoons. from Loony Toons to Disney stuff to Nick cartoons to cartoon network stuff. It all rocks. but, what I think joins them all together is TOON RPG. That thing ROCKS man! its AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! I believe that it could single handedly be the GREATEST RPG OF ALL TIME! Its funny and what an RPG is supposed to be. None of this D+D crap! TOON PWNS!

crap. thats readible. so read it!

the virtual console for wii, well, dosnt have the right games. they need ALL mario games. its just plain old smart. an loz ocarina of time. its plain ol' STUPID.

but, back to the point. chat. its a WHOLE new language. im going to try to create a dictionary for chat. this is a huge dictionary i found

AFAIK -- As Far As I Know
AFK -- Away From Keyboard
ASAP -- As Soon As Possible
BBL -- Be Back Later
BBN -- Bye Bye Now
BBS -- Be Back Soon
BEG -- Big Evil Grin
BF -- Boyfriend
BIBO -- Beer In, Beer Out
BRB -- Be Right Back
BTW -- By The Way
BWL -- Bursting With Laughter
C&G -- Chuckle and Grin
CICO -- Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID -- Crying In Disgrace
CNP -- Continued (in my) Next Post
CP -- Chat Post(a chat message)
CRBT -- Crying Real Big Tears
CSG -- Chuckle Snicker Grin
CYA -- See You (Seeya)
CYAL8R -- See You Later (Seeyalata)
DLTBBB -- Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
EG -- Evil Grin
EMSG -- Email Message
FC -- Fingers Crossed
FTBOMH -- From The Bottom Of My Heart
FYI -- For Your Information
FWIW -- For What It's Worth
GAL -- Get A Life
GF -- Girlfriend
GFN -- Gone For Now
GMBA -- Giggling My Butt Off
GMTA -- Great Minds Think Alike
GTSY -- Glad To See You
H&K -- Hug and Kiss
HABU -- Have A Better 'Un
HAGN -- Have A Good Night
HAGU -- Have A Good 'Un
HHIS -- Hanging Head in Shame
HUB -- Head Up Butt
IAE -- In Any Event
IC -- I See
IMNSHO -- In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO -- In My Opinion
IMCO -- In My Considered Opinion
IMHO -- In My Humble Opinion
IOW -- In Other Words
IRL -- In Real Life
IWALU -- I Will Always Love You
JMO -- Just My Opinion
JTLYK -- Just To Let You Know
KIT -- Keep In Touch
KOC -- Kiss On Cheek
KOL -- Kiss On Lips
L8R -- Later
L8R -- G8R Later 'Gater
LHM -- Lord Help Me
LHO -- Laughing Head Off
LHU -- Lord Help Us
LMAO -- Laughing My A$$ Off
LMSO -- Laughing My Socks Off
LOL -- Laugh Out Loud
LSHMBB -- Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing
LSHMBH -- Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHTTARDML -- Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
LTNS -- Long Time No See
LTS -- Laughing To Self
LUWAMH -- Love You With All My Heart
LY -- Love Ya
MTF -- More To Follow
NRN -- No Reply Necessary
NADT -- Not A Darn Thing
OIC -- Oh, I See
OL -- Old Lady (significant other)
OM -- Old Man (significant other)
OTOH -- On The Other Hand
OTTOMH -- Off The Top of My Head
PDS -- Please Don't Shoot

PM -- Private Message
PMFJI -- Pardon Me For Jumping In
POAHF -- Put On A Happy Face
QSL -- Reply
QSO -- Conversation
QT -- Cutie
ROFL -- Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROFLAPMP -- ROFL And Peeing My Pants
ROFLMAOAY -- ROFLMAO At You
ROFLMAOWTIME -- ROFLMAO With Tears In My Eyes
ROFLUTS ROFL -- Unable to Speak
SETE -- Smiling Ear To Ear
SHID -- Slaps Head In Disgust
SNERT -- Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SO -- Significant Other
SOT -- Short Of Time
SOTMG -- Short Of Time Must Go
SWAK -- Sealed With A Kiss
SWL -- Screaming with Laughter
SYS -- See You Soon
TA -- Thanks Again
TGIF -- Thank God It's Friday
TCOY -- Take Care Of Yourself
TILII -- Tell It Like It Is
TNT -- Till Next Time
TOY -- Thinking Of You
TTFN -- Ta Ta For Now
TTYL -- Talk To You Later
WB -- Welcome Back
YBS -- You'll Be Sorry
YG -- Young Gentleman
YL -- Young Lady
YM -- Young Man

soooooooooooo, yeah. get what i mean???

I GOT WII!!!!!!

the 21st. sitten' out there in the butt-freazin cold(yes, the weather CAN be cold! stupid californians!) tryin' to get a wii. you guessed it, i got wii! and its fuuuuuuuuuuuu-n!!

stuff of doom

Ok, im here and ready to blog! a
And im going to make reading my blog FUN!!!! so highlight the following!

yeah, so me and my dad were talking a couple days ago and the words "Guitar solo" came up and my little brother (whom is 8) yelled "I have heard of drum solos, bass solos but never Guitar solos!" me and my dad laughed insanely .and stop there! but really, how many times have you heard of drum solos in a song? exactly. not many.

another reminder to all you californians:

SNOW IS REAL!!!!!!

Sorry and other stuff

well, I am sorry that i did not post on my blog for a LONG time, but I have came back with even MORE useless junk to blog about(*Mad cheering*). but really i have.
but back to the point. i just went to a card shop today and all i could do is stare at birthday cards. Though, during my attempt to not die of boredom, i saw that almost all birthday cards had "Its your Birthday!" on the front and I am still thinking, of the look and reaction on the receiver's face. "WHAT??? Its my birthday?? thats so amazing!! so thats why I am having a party?" I mean COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "happy birthday" I can understand, but "its your birthday" I JUST CANT!!!!
you have to agree. its stupid.


A question that we have asked throughout the ages: are french fries really french?

SHOOT!

I was just told today that I was NOT going to get a Nintendo Wii for Christmas. Im ticked. REALLY ticked. Notice:

DO NOT BUY A SONY PLAY STATION THREE!!!!!

The wii is the greatest system of the ps3 and xbox360. It has incredebly good gameplay and is completly interactive due to the motion sensing controller. and its only $250!

Strong Bad Emails- Trogdor

TROGDOR!!!!!!!

Mad TV - John Madden - Quick Pop Popcorn Popper

EVIL POPCORN!

Weird Al Yanlovic-Amish paradise

MORE CLASSICS!

White and Nerdy

LONG LIVE AL!

Monty Python Camelot Lego Animation

Camelot scene from Monty Python and The Holy Grail done in Lego animation. SWEET!

Napoleon Dance

classics. good classics

World of Warcraft vs. Runescape

This is a funny clip of WoW vs. Runescape!

worth a shot

ok. to tell you the truth, im new to this blogging thing so im going to try to post VIDEOS! YAY!

I AM THE YOES

ever heard of someone named yoes somthing on the internet? You are talking to him. Yoes. I live up north so i have seen snow(yes, there is such thing you stupid californians!) so dont be all "there is no such thing" cuz there is you californians!!!! HA!